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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman?

Two abominable snowballs