What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.