What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.