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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".