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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".