What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".