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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".