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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.