What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Poll dancing!

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic