What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".