What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What's your favorite song?

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems