What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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A Jolly Rancher.

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Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.