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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.