What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

57 Jokes More 57 Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!