What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.