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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Math Book Jokes More Math Book Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.