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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!