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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!