Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.