Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!