Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.