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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What's a rabbits' favorite song?

Hoppy Birthday to You.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!