Because the only constant is change.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Buck teeth!
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
There was some money in the kitty!
