Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.