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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.