Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!