3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Bingo!
None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Still, water.
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
To get drunk
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Liars
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
Reddit.
It's the bot that counts.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
We saw that same joke two days ago