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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Bot Jokes More Bot Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Redditer Jokes More Redditer Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago