Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
Follow the power cord.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
A cannibal.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
You don't let her out.
Cleveland Rocks!
An ATM machine
Because its horn doesn't work.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
They both came in a little behind.
Because it was More ER Tea.
Denim denim denim
They both moust go down in emergency.
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Past tense.
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
