Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What's it's for anyway?

Anxiety.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.