Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
A No. 2 pencil.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
A dead bird.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A baby in the oven.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
A handicat
The balls are for decoration!
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
A-hem!
Pants.
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Past tense.
Anxiety.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
