Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Half a dog.
Alane
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
He was Snowden.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Me: I love you.
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Triangull
An elephant with hiccups!
The second one!
Uncles
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
I'll tell you later.
Past tense.
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
Really *sighs*
