Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.