What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."