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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."