What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.