What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.