A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Brushing your teeth!
Cancer
It was from all the cross-training...
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
June, July, and August.
Thomas the Search Engine.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
