What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.