Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case