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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)