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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...