Trigger.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
The same middle name.
They are very loud when triggered.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny