Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.