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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

State Jokes More State Jokes

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.