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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company