Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.