What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.