What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.