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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.