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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.