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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.