What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.