Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Nobody.
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
It's Al Gore
A thousand dogs.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.