Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
A Petophile
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because he's a horse racist.
Because they hate black, people!!!
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
They were Holo-costly
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
