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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!