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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...