Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns