Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns