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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!