Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.