Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!