Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.