Why did the boy carry a clock and a bir...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?