Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.