It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
It's a secret!
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
There is no dirt in the hole!
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
A receding hare line.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Radioactive elements last longer.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
I poop with both hands.
Tweets.
