How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!