How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.