How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!