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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes