What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text