What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!