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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Because he didn't drywall.

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Romeow

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I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Yes, what is it

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Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50