My cat would be dead before I got 50
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Kitty Perry
Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
This calls for Jurastic changes
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
Because they're too busy coffin.
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It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
I poop with both hands.
