Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.