40 Jokes

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

You might also enjoy:

Dentist Favorite Time Jokes More Dentist Favorite Time Jokes

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

What's a dentist's favorite time?

2:30

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.