Myth-conception
Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
Labor Day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Taco Bell for lunch
Lack-toes intolerant
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Because it slows their
It failed the Smaug test.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
They were trying to start a business.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Allegra is broken!
By Sea-Section.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Elon's musk
A docs-hund!
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
The ocean.
