Myth-conception
Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
Labor Day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Taco Bell for lunch
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
He/she's not sitting or standing!
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
A pat on the head.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
The specific ocean.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
He dates his other sister.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
It was feeling a little crumby.
