Myth-conception
Decalfeinated
A midwife crisis
By sea-section!
Bedlam
It is now a parent.
De-calf
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
One was planned.
Labor Day.
She gives birth to a boy.
Via Sea-Section
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A kid.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Taco Bell for lunch
A midwife crisis.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
The Contrasection.
Pole Position
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
With an engin*eer.*
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
His personality.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
Pungent
Me: He looks like a miniature cat
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because they were Miners...
