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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.