What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co