What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.