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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!