What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)