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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.