What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.