What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.