What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's