What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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A pedi-file

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Toyodas

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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It had a nervous breakdown.

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One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Those are the wrong Sais.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Haulin' Oates

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's