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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!