What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!