What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch