What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch