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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!