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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch