Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
A nervous wreck.
A Wookie mistake!
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Coffin medicine.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!
