Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Because she used the other to sing
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
He loves a good happy ending
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
He got the shakes instead.
If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.
Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!
The hippocampus.
To the farmacy.
He said, "No man, clay chair."
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!