Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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The long long farm.

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He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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They have Barkinson's

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An asymptoad.

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Medicine.

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Read the label.

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He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*