Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
The Apostrosea.
The Inter-nyet.
A bookworm!
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
You put it in a freezer!
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Urine over your head!
The cow jumped over the moon.
The hippocampus.
To the farmacy.
It doesn't Mather.
Because the label said General Foods.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*