Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
They just don't believe in labels.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
He hibernated in the summer.
It doesn't Mather.
Read the label.
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Because the label said General Foods.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He said, "No man, clay chair."
