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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother