What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

By the instagram.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.