What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.