What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.