Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!