Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet?

It's usually a sorted affair.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

History Jokes More History Jokes

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!