Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
It was Lufthansa plane
Jack and the beans talk
The crime rate.
Legs
Because he was born in a barn.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
They go off on tangents.
French War Victories.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
