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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.