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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!