What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR