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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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Onions" was his dog... D:

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.