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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR