What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR