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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.