What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.