What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!