What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What can I get for you?

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.