What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena