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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.