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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he