Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he