Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.