Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Th Jokes More Th Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.