Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Pupil: Banana.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.