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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he