Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.