March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Th Jokes More Th Jokes

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.