Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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A Wookie mistake!

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Ew.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.