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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he