Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.