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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.