It did snot want to be late
To avoid criticism and comparison.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
