Nobody knows.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Nostrildamus
Cuz it's a running nose
Oinkment!
A nose
Your nose
No body nose.
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Their nose
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
Wet noses
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Back achoo!
Because it nose.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Bobbing for French fries.
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
To see what made it run.
Stop crying and viper your nose!
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
Because his nose was stuffed
When your nose touches the ceiling!
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Pick it! (Picket)
Boooooogers!
I gotta run.
It did snot want to be late
Fingerprints.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
God knows.
Tulips.
Two pirates.
Put a peg on it's nose!
Boo-gers
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Nose
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Polaroids.
In snowbanks.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Sinkhole de Mayo
Because he was born in a barn.
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
They both have wet noses.
A wet nose
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
His leg was in a cast.
Nothing you just run away!
You can run but you can't tide.
Can you smell carrot?
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Because he's a cross product.