What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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