What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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