What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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