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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus