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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus