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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!