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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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