What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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