What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus