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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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