Because all they do is break wind.
Broke up with James Harden
Their hips.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
The scenter spot!
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!
It was wound up already.
Because it was a windbreaker.
