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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.