What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Kermit's finger.

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Kermit's finger.

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Kermit's fingers

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Kermit the frog's finger

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Kermit the frogs finger...