Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.