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Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Love Card

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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A pork chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?