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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.