What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.