What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.