Her clam smells like fish!
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
One that smells like a snow man.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Bring her flours
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Jack The Kipper.
More than one mother-in-law.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
He shellabrates!