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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!