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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.