What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.