What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.