What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!