What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.