Bigamy Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!