Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Dam.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Wanna go ride bikes
Wanna go ride bikes?
The baby can't carry the mother.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Almond the side of the law! Kn
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.