Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
Wanna go phishing
Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.