What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).