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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf