What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf