What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.