They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Sir, this is a morgue.
A nun falling down the stairs
They got married in the spring.
Hit the sack.
A bat!
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
The stove.
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
