What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).