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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!