Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.