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Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.