Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.