Public Pool Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.