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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.